Friday, May 27, 2011

Arthritis

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and lack of a bath!'


The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be darn, ' Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'



The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

*MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.*

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Giftcard holder for dad

I made this gift card holder for my husband's dad for father's day (sorry for the quality of the photo - I took a picture last moment as we were running out of the door).
I saw the tutorial for this gift card holder on Karli's blog (my dear Glitter Bee), it's made out of an envelope...

Here is the look inside... Thank you, Karli for wonderful tutorial, it's amazing how simple this was.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Loving the butterflies

Hello my dear friends!
I am sorry for being away for such a long time. My hubby and I are expecting our first baby this summer. And because of that I've been extremely tired for the first few month of the year and just did not have any strength to do anything once I got home from work.
I totally did not make any cards, did not log on to my computer at home and really didn't do any of my normal stuff for few months... Once I got my strength back I had to catch up on so many things that I just didn't have time for cards and the blog at all. And for that - I am so sorry!!!
I'm back now! :) And I am so excited to be entering into the blog world once again.
Today I'm going to share a card I made for my hubby for anniversary last year...
I just love this Cuttlebug folder and thought it would be perfect for the "love" theme card :) "Love" was cut using cricut
Well, that's all I have for today. I'm going to be back with more cards and can't wait to visit each and everyone's blog to check out your gorgeous creations.
Hugs!!!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Tiffany's...

Hi you guys! Hope your holidays were wonderful and you got to spend great time with your families and loved ones! I got this from one of my friends and wanted to share with you guys...
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY’S, SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...GOOD LOOKING AS WELL. COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...
HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM .. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET?'
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SH!T WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE .."

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Personalized gift set

Hello everyone!!! Hope you girls had a Wonderful Christmas and got to spend some time with your loved ones. And, of course, hope you received some good stuff from Santa :) I sure have.
But today I just wanted to share a set of cards I made for my hubby's grandmother.

Her name is June. I made a set of 10 cards and used several different colors (but I only took a picure of purple and green). I really like this new Cuttlebug folder - it creates a really nice frame
And I made the box for all those cards
I'm going to use this for following challenges:
Simon Says Stamp - anything goes
Sassy Studio Design - clean and simple
Thank you so much for stopping by! Hope you're enjoying this Holiday Season!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Last Chrismas card!?

Thank you for stopping by to visit my blog. Here is one of my last Christmas cards (I made this one last night). Ok, so this is going to sound really stupid - but I've never before had holepunched my image to run a ribbon though... until now! I really liked it and I'm thinking I'll be doing it a little more often :)
I made this card for few challenges:
Delightful Inspiration - to use this sweet little snowman
Simon Says Challenge - anything goes

Thank you for visiting. I'm sure you're all getting super busy with the Christmas preparations :) I just can't belive that tomorrow is Christmas eve... time is flying by way too fast! :)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My very first onsie card

My very special friend Denise welcomed her 1st grandson Julian and I wanted to make something nice for her. I've been seeing a lot of the onesies all over the place, but never got to try to make one. So now I finally got a chance to try it out...

I was surprised about how easy it was (just use different circle paper punches) - love it!!!
Here is the side view. I added some stickles (but once again, it's hard to see it)
I already gave it to her and she really liked it. And I enjoyed making it.
Thank you soooo much for your visit!! And thank you for letting me share my stuff with you!