I received this by email from one of my friends and thought I would share with you...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's' voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "YOU'RE having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat!"
Enjoy your weekend. It's tax free weekend here, so I'm going to go and see if I can find something :)