Sunday, January 9, 2011

Tiffany's...

Hi you guys! Hope your holidays were wonderful and you got to spend great time with your families and loved ones! I got this from one of my friends and wanted to share with you guys...
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY’S, SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...GOOD LOOKING AS WELL. COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...
HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM .. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET?'
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SH!T WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE .."

9 comments:

  1. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, that was seriously funny!! And I needed a good laugh this early in the morning! Hugs!

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  2. Hee! Hee! It's a fart joke---> they're always funny! Thanks for the giggles & for sharing :) Big hugs~

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  3. OMG!! that made me laugh out lound :o)
    I just became your 20th Follower! I'm enjoying your blog and creations!

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  4. Oh, now THAT's too funny!! Thanks for the giggle! (Why is potty humor so funny??) :)

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  5. That is really funny! With 5 and 7 year old boys, I thought I'd heard every fart joke out there, but this one is new to me, so funny. Thanks for sharing.

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  6. OMG that's FUNNY! TFS a good laugh!

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  7. Hey Annie, where have you been? I know I already commented on this post, but just thinking of you and wondering if things are OK. Hope you've just been busy. Thinking of you bloggy friend~Kathy

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  8. COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are missed!

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